So here I am sitting on the laptop (the computer that works the best in this house) and my sister comes in, asking to get on the computer. I'm right in the middle of getting my arse kicked by the Drums from ZOMG on gaiaonline.

" I'll give it to you when I die." She stares at me, as i'm losing health and stamina "When are you going to die?" Several players rush in, and help me beat up the drums. She walks out of the room exasperated.

Five seconds later I hear her talking to her friend kista on the phone "Yeah I'm gonna get her with something I know she won't like.

My mind automatically says Water


So I sneak up and shut my door on her, only she'd already been halfway in the room, so I'm leaning over her, while she's on the ground and we're wrestling for the squirt bottle in her hand. Her friend kista was totally oblivious.

"What's going on?!"

The top of the bottle comes off and lo and behold. I have the bottom end, filled with water, so first thing I do...


I pour it on her

She puts the phone on my book case, and squirts me, still laughing, and begging for mercy, because I'm pouring this huge thing of water all over her.

"ahhh it went down my crotch"


I back off, as she tries to get the water from her eyes. She laughing, I'm grinning, still clutching the water bottle. She tries to grab the bottle from me, in the process squirting me with whats left of the liquid in the top, so i empty the bottle on her head.

Thank god for linoliem floors.



It's been a while since my sister and I have had a water war. This one was quite refreshing, specially how I took advantage of her failed stealth, and bombarded her. Talk about guerrilla war tactic..